When we walked into our hotel room in Barcelona, we were quite satisfied, although typical of €80+ per night hotel in Europe, the room was arguably a little small for chubby kid to run about. And so, the following conversation ensued between the father and daughter.
Papa: Oh dear, Baby, the room is too small.
Chubby kid: Oh Papa, the room is too small. We need a bigger room, Papa.
Papa and Mummy: O_O (Where the heck did she learn that?)